DRUG RUG

The drugrug is culturally and texturally similar to a poncho, but usually has sleeves, a hood, and a pocket, in which marijuana and other substances may be stashed (hence the name "drugrug". Drug-rugs are popular among hippies and tourists in Mexico, and are extremely comfortable and durable.
"I wore my sweatshirt home, because my drugrug still reeks of pot."

"he palmed him a fifty"

woke up on a couch in my jeans